Kids are quick!!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Tom, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Tom: ....Me!
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TEACHER: G len, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Another Bill Gates joke

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell off Microsoft ?

Letter from SARDARJI TO Mr.Bill GATES OF MICROSOFT *

**Subject: Problems with my new computer.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found
some problems,  which I want to bring to your notice. 

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no
'stop' button. We request you
to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my
friends clicked 'run' he  ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to
'sit', so that we  can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is  available in system? I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working  properly. My wife lost the  door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this '
find' button, but was  unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ' Microsoft word ' now he wants  to learn ' Microsoft  sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is  only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide
the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures'  but there is not even a  single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in
that.

8. There is ' MICROSOFT OFFICE ' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the 
PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you  will provide 'My Past  Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake  please do not provide 'My  Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where
I go after my office  hours.

Regards,

SARDARJI **

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling
WINDOWS?*